Around 2 years ago, I teased my readers with how Optimus Prime might look like in what was then The Transformers.

Of course, by now, everyone would’ve known that’s not how Prime looked like in the film.

Today, I’ll show you how Devastator–the giant combiner formed from 6 (maybe 5 this time? I don’t know) Constructicons—will look like in the movie. It’s like this:

No? You don’t believe me? Too good to be true?

Then you are wise beyond your years, because Devastator will actually look like this. Don’t click if you don’t really want to.

Love it? Loathe it? Well, considering how Michael Bay has made shitloads of money by crapping on your dreams, there’s not much you can really do about it.

Ah, get over it. By the time we get out of the theatre, we will all be in love with it.

[Topless Robot]